Rolex married and AP. Their kids were called Rolep.
At the same time, at opposite ends of the universe a Tudor met an Oris and conceived a Tudoris.
Against all odds, the Rolep and Tudoris met, married, and made the first Rolep-Tudoris.
The Rolep-Tudoris wandered the watch universe until one day it landed in a strange factory called “Timex”.
The Rolep-Tudoris was tired, scored and looked for a home. Timex made an offer.
“You may lose your movement and heritage, but you will live and be enjoyed by all.”
It was an offer the Rolep-Tudoris could not refuse. After all, it was just a watch and yearned to be worn.
And everyone lived happily ever after.