If all 50 US states were high school students and all went to the same school, what would each state be like?

Vermont, Maryland, Utah, Arkansas, Nebraska, Idaho, Washington, New Hampshire, Alaska, Maine and Rhode Island are the not very well known, lonely kids.

California, Hawaii, Florida and New York are the well known guys, the popular people that everyone knows and likes.

Texas is that one kid that is really stupid and you THINK they're trying to be funny to get laughs but no, they're really not that smart.

Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia are really close, a group of friends that don't really interact with anyone else, they just stay by themselves.

Indiana isn't that interesting (to me it is) and they don't have much to talk about nor say much.

Connecticut is the younger little bro of New York but is just a little asshole.

North Dakota and South Dakota are identical twins that you can't tell them apart so you get mixed up with who's who. Meanwhile North Carolina and South Carolina, also twins but not exactly identical hang out with the Dakota's all the time.

Pennsylvania is just that really nice guy everyone is friends with. They're basically Canada (even though Canadians aren't that nice).

Ohio is probably wanting attention TRYING to be a class clown but nobody gets their jokes. At the same time, Kentucky is probably the real class clown.

West Virginia and Virginia are that couple that don't care about showing their love to everybody making other states with out girl/boyfriends all jealous and lonely (Note: I do plan to go to both those states some time, someone please tell me if WV and Virginia are rivals or anything).

Colorado is that really stoned guy that doesn't get what is going on and sort of sits at the back doing his own thing.

Oklahoma is real similar to Texas in many ways and they hang out but Oklahoma isn't known to well. Kansas and Oklahoma are also both friends.

Id think, judging by what some people have said that Oregon is not a nice place to live (or just there are several places there not nice to live) so Oregon is just really Emo.

Tennessee is that musically talented kid that strums a guitar outside while everyone else eats lunch and plays nice music.

Tell me if I missed any or if any sound wrong. I'm not an American myself and I've only been to 4 states so I wouldnt know

/r/AskReddit Thread