If you have an SO, how did you two hook up? If you're single, how come?

Theater class

Now bear with me, this is quite a tale.

I was a junior and finally decided to take Theatre one. That class was amazing with quite a few buddies in it, we pulled some fantastic shenanigans and I ended that class with a couple scars, but that's a different story.

Her and I were friends, I started dating a girl who graduated almost as soon as the year started. A week after she and I started to date I was hanging out downtown and the girl from theatre text me asking if I wanted to hang out. I told her I was downtown, and she said she'd be over in a minute.

I was sitting outside my favorite coffee shop having a cig when she pulls up. I stood up, said my farewells to the other people at the table, and we walked off.

(Now here's the part you all actually care about)

And just a reminder: this was one week after I started dating my then girlfriend.

I had a favorite spot downtown, an overpass just on the edge of town, a mere 8 minutes walk. I suggested we go there because it's a nice place to chill.

Anyway so we get there and I'm just chilling ontop of a horizontal concrete beam that's between two support pillars when she decides to strike up a game of truth or dare.

Now any person past the age of 13 knows a game of truth or dare means someone's either getting naked, maimed, or fucked. I decided to play along because well, why not?

"Put your ass on the tracks" and so I complied. Just as I felt the cold embrace of the railroad track on my ass a deep vibration shook my body. A train was coming down the tracks.

I leapt off the tracks and shouted "TRUTH OR DARE" and so she responded "DARE!"

"FLASH THE CONDUCTOR"

as the train neared, she nervously lifted her shirt, but stopped just below the bra. I laughed regardless, and climbed back up to her.

"Haha nice try." I teased

"Oh shut up" she said, "truth or dare?"

"Dare"

She stared at me for what seemed like 5 minutes and smashed her face into mine like Rosie O' Donnel eating a chocolate cake.

As her lips left mine I stared blankly and asked "was that a dare..?"

"Oh yeah, I just forgot to ask"

So there were two things running through my mind at that moment:

  1. Why did I compare a passionate kiss to Rosie O' Donnel and a chocolate cake?

  2. Is she.. Into me?

"Truth or dare" I asked.

"Dare." She said. Why do I even ask anymore?

The curiosity was killing me. I had to know. So what's something she would never do unless she liked me?

"Show me your tits"

And so her shirt came off and there they were.

"I'm assuming you're gonna say dare, so make out with me."

"Uh.. You know I have a girlfriend right?"

record scratch

"WHAT?!"

And with a solid punch, she demands I take her home. It was really awkward. She texted me about it and I apologized. We eventually went back to being friends and around the time my girlfriend and I broke up she snapchatted me nudes so I stuck it in the butt.

Best girlfriend I've had so far by every aspect.

Tl;dr: why dating one girl, another girl starts saucy game of truth or dare. After showing me her tits I revealed I had a girlfriend. Couple months later the girlfriend and I broke up and so we dated.

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