You're at some party with a few friends and have met some cool people there with similar interests, shit's going great, your favourite fucking song comes on and you think "fuck it" and dance a bit. You hear some laughing and turn to see some 14 year old faggot and his friend in macklemore hair laughing at you, you get yanked back into your own self conscious, shameful reality.

A few day later you see photos of yourself on facebook and are at first mortified but then you see people defending you and you feel better about it all.

Then some starbucks sucking hipsters with aspergers decide to hijack you for their own social brownie points, in their retarded brains you have a passion for dance and were crushed by society's body shamers so they set up a fundraiser to bum money off people online, they make over 20k in 12 hours. They set up a facebook page and beg people to give you more attention, you get a fucking hashtag. It's out of your hands now, it's a life of it's own, the flow's too strong to decide where you want to swim, you pose, hold up the paper with the message you were requested to and smile.

Now you're the internet's famous dancing fat man and to think you only wanted to hang out at a party.

If I were to tend toward conspiracies I would say this was set up by some faggots at an anti-bullying charity knowing that it'll raise way more money than necessary so they sneak this into the page behind an asterisk "*Any proceeds not used for the #dancingman dance party will be donated to an anti-bullying campaign."

You know they're going to film him dancing in HD for Youtube hits and them sweet Adsense dollars, to perform and make people feel good about themselves for giving him the time of day. What's he going to do? Say "No thanks I'd rather just have been a temporary fad on facebook that people said nice things about for a few days"?

People are already talking about putting him on Ellen.