If Chihuahuas were large dogs, they would easily be considered the most dangerous and aggressive breed

Yeah that's horse ass. It assumes that the bigger guy also didn't train to fight and that you can overpower him anyway. I took 5 years of Jiu Jitsu before my first fight and the guy was 6 inches taller than me and almost twice my weight. I couldn't get him to the ground for shit and he whipped me like a ragdoll.

No, it assumes you've been putting in work at the gym which it doesn't seem like you did. You should be able to take someone down at will after 5 months, let alone 5 years. The fact that he was so big should have worked in your favor. A sweep single would do it. The bigger they are the harder they fall.

Second fight I stabbed him with a swiss army knife and everything worked out no problem.

I hope that was self defense because I don't think stabbing people in street fights is taken lightly by cops.

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