MAGA hat, Shave the left half of my head, let the right side grow and mat naturally. Hitler 'stache My little pony shirt. Cut off Jean shorts, short enough to see my nutsack when I sit down. Fox Tail clipped to the back of my shorts. Crocs with Socks.

Casually eat durian and surstrommig in the work breakroom.

Never wipe.

Use a small bluetooth speaker to play "it's a small world", hang bluetooth speaker around neck.

When not eating, chew tobacco, spit on floor, smoke cigarettes, and hand out a free cig to every child I see.

Stand on a soapbox in a city center. Blame baby boomers for ruining america. Blame millenials for being pretentious. Demand that churches pay taxes, and also that they teach creationism in school.