If M Night Shyamalan made a movie about diabetes giving Rich Evans superpowers, what's the title of the movie, what are the superpowers, and what is the conflict?

Working title: DIABETES

Rich has diabetes and is slightly weaker than the average white male. He also bruises easily and has very low energy which makes it hard for him to get out of bed. He believes himself to be completely ordinary but a pimp in a wheel chair insists Rich is less than. The twist in the third act is that he never did leave bed and was only dreaming, when he gets up to shower his ankle breaks.

Surprise sequel: AIDS

Follows the journey of a young man with AIDS, who while succumbing to dementia begins to think he is undergoing a transformation into a superior being known as The Sick Man who can lift shopping carts and crawl on floors - he proves this with a few outbursts. The twist is that he really is dying of AIDS and in the final scene when he is being wheeled into a shared room in a terminal care center...the curtain beside him is pulled back to reveal Rich Evans wheezing under an oxygen mask - the sound of his insulin pump being an early dead giveaway for fans of Diabetes.

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