If Men's Health gave shitty sex advice to guys the way Cosmo does for women, what advice would it give?

Uh I'm a woman but okay.

exactly and women like you are blabbing about it all over the internet but that's not even close to how most of you act in real life. there is nothing you can say to me that will convince me that most women prefer being asked first. i've had too much experience with it.

also don't confuse it with me forcing anyone into anything. i try to do it, if they don't let me, i push them a bit then if they still resist i stop. that's how women want it to work. they like to put up some resistance at first.

it's fine though, you do yours and i'll do mine. we'll both make out just fine. i'm not going to jail over this any time soon. i always treat the girl well and no girl has ever gone crazy when i broke up with them so i won't be getting any months or years later rape accusations due to remorseful sex. you mainly get those when the guy fucks the girl then acts cold to her after and she gets mad. so the only way she can get back at him is the rape accusation and the social media shit storm that takes her side automatically after.

a prime example is that mattress girl. the guy fucked her in the ass, gave her an anal fissure or something then not give a shit about her after. lol. i mean the girl looked like a gorilla and the guy was like an 8. what she did think was gonna happen? i just feel sad for the guy that he's such a social retard that he can't even get a good looking girlfriend and was thirsty enough to get a quick fuck from some nasty looking girl then can't take the emotional responsibility after and got hit with that false charge.

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