Not sure if you're about to just ignore this in your inbox, but please read through it.

First: If you say one more absolute statement which is just factually not true I'm going to... I don't fucking know. I can't actually do anything to you, but just, you should know that's having a really, really profound effect on me. The statements like "the only person who doesn't think that is you" are just... UGH. You fucking KNOW they aren't true, so STOP FUCKING SAYING THEM AND SAY WHAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK IS TRUE. I'M FUCKING BEGGING YOU. PLEASE. JUST DO ME THAT ONE FAVOR. "NO RESPECTABLE PERSON THINKS THAT'S TRUE," OR "VERY FEW PEOPLE THINK THAT'S TRUE," FINE, BUT IT'S SUCH A DICKISH DEBATE TACTIC TO MAKE STATEMENTS WHICH YOU PERSONALLY KNOW ARE FALSE.

That said.

I don't pretend to believe I can predict the exact wording of the thoughts of someone reading this thread specifically enough that I can wager much of anything on them thinking the exact phrase you used as an example. But I can say that a great many people who actually know me would come into this thread and think you people are being fucking assholes for assuming so much shit and dealing in absolutes.

I also like to think that these people, if they stumbled upon the thread and didn't know me, would be mostly neutral due to the lack of incriminating evidence available to them.

But maybe I'm wrong, because this thread lacks no context. You and a bunch of other people started saying things about me which simply weren't true. And you didn't say them while accounting for the fact that they might not be true. Because I take that fine. I have had people make the same criticisms as you guys except they actually give me the chance to explain myself instead of leaping straight at my fucking throat like a piece of dick. None of you give me any chance to explain myself whatsoever, you leave me with no choice but to simply tell you you're wrong, because when you give me a statement which is built on a misunderstanding which you assumed had to be a correct understanding, when you say something that relies on things you don't know are true, I can't respond with anything except angrily telling you you're wrong and a total fucking asshole, because you are both of those things.

Uh... where do I even start.

So, before I type out any of the evidence I have for thinking I'm smart, I should know if I'm wasting my time. Are you just going to assume I'm lying about everything? If so, I'll have to go another route.