Women of Reddit, what traits do you find attractive in a gentleman suitor?
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-| I shall be watching this thread with interest.
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---| If you're not a woman, why did you even bother responding?
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-----| You shouldn't be getting downvoted for this. Seriously, their comment adds nothing.
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-------| I disagree. I think it prompts interesting discussion.
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---------| An on-topic answer would do the same thing. This is just noise.
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-----------| Reddit was better before the kids took over.
Do you believe that all races are equal? Why or why not?
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-| No. Some races are superior. The 100-meter dash, for instance.
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---| You had us in the first half, I'm not going to lie.
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-----| Ugh, I'm so sick of that stupid meme.
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-------| "Meme?" What? Are we just making up words now?
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---------| I'm a time-traveler. It's a thing from the future.
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-----------| Sure, buddy. God, Reddit was better before the kids took over.
Factory-workers of Reddit, how would you feel about getting weekends off?
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-| Yes.
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---| Here we go again! What is the point of your comment?! It doesn't entertain or inform!
---| It doesn't contribute anything! You just wrote "yes" so that everyone would mindlessly
---| upvote you, and now better-written and insightful answers are less likely to be seen!
---| Talk about why you should get weekends off! Share some experiences! Give us
---| something beyond a single-word waste of space!
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-----| You're not wrong, but maybe you're taking all of this too seriously.
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-------| Eh, I understand where he's coming from. Reddit used to be a lot better.
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---------| Where have I heard that sentiment before?
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-----------| I'm just saying that Reddit was better before the kids took over.
Creative individuals of Reddit, how would you best stage a heist if you were forced to include a deranged clown, a nun, and a guy who refused to say anything other than "Boat!" in your posse?
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What isn't illegal, but feels like it should be?
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-| Child labor.
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---| At this point, I strongly disagree. Don't get me wrong, I understand the merits of
---| forbidding children from working... but if they were occupied at the factories,
---| maybe they'd spend less time offering GODDAMNED SINGLE-SENTENCE
---| ANSWERS ON REDDIT! "Oh, look at me! I was the first person to write
---| 'child labor' this time! I didn't have to think or contribute! Give me
---| those precious upvotes, everyone!"
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-----| Dude, seriously, go outside.
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-------| "Dude?" Wait, aren't you the guy who made up that other word? "Meme," was it?
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---------| Like I told you last time: I'm a time-traveler.
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-----------| You know what? I agree with the angry guy now: Reddit was better before the kids took over.