If someone borrowed your body for a week, what quirks would you tell them about so they are prepared?

If you randomly lose emotion, don’t panic. Just be quiet, they know what’s going on by now. Not your family though, act happy and by the gods do it well I’m a good actor and they have no idea somethings wrong. Occasionally you’ll want to die or make yourself bleed, don’t, I have multiple people relying on me for sanity right now and I’d like to be able to come back. You no longer have the right to be inattentive, you now watch kids for mom. Don’t so much as look annoyed or get snappy at her, I’m a really fucking patient person. Occasionally, crack your neck by tilting your head to the sides. You have great peripheral vision, but are blind asf and need glasses to see past a foot from your face. Your hands, knees, and elbows have a great range of motion, enjoy it but don’t break shit. Welcome to tits. Eat no less than 2x a day, preferably small meals three times a day. You very rarely get hungry, so keep track. If you get shaky, lightheaded, randomly feel empty or get nauseous, stand up and your vision goes dark for a moment and balance goes to all shit, your blood sugar is low - go eat now it cannot wait, you will pass out if you don’t. Don’t drink coffee without eating real food first, it drives your metabolism up and drops your blood sugar. Your heartbeat is always high, and you’re a space heater. However, you’re always cold with an insane heat tolerance - hoodies are your best friend. Don’t get scared if you just randomly can’t focus - I have adhd and am very unmedicated, it happens sometimes. If you have nothing to do with your hands, put them in your pockets; that works and really helps with the fidgeting. Congrats, people you don’t know are terrifying to talk to - scratch that, human interaction is terrifying but also sometimes fun, but there is no fun involved if you don’t know them. No, you are not failing miserably at human interaction as long as they don’t get too confused - it they do, play it off as you’re confused too and change topics. Try not to go outside after dark without a weapon - you’ll get terrified even with one, but the weapon helps. You’ll randomly get a stuffy nose or start sneezing, it’s okay, take Benadryl. If you can’t breathe, check for mold or leave. If there’s mold, tell my mother too. If you have something to focus on, you can stay up all night, so when you need to sleep blindfold yourself and put pillows over your ears. You share a room, so you can’t turn off the lights and Tv making noise and sound. Which coincidentally you’re pretty much coparenting with mom - congrats, don’t complain it’ll give me far too many issues when I get back. You now have like three people that flirt with you regularly online - no I don’t like it, ignore it or run away. They’re friends so be nice. There are also others that regularly check on your wellbeing and do this mutual therapy thing, be supportive please somehow I’ve become therapy god for these people. Don’t mess up my conpartmentalisation

Otherwise you’re fine, have fun

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