If the US were a high school, what kind of kid would each state be?

Nevada is the rich grandson of a famous mobster that ran a racketeering op back in the day. He's known for throwing the sickest parties in the entire district, and all the other kids go to them. Shit, kids from Canada High, EU high, and lots of other schools come to his parties. Hes organized raves, backyard fights, pool parties, etc. He loves sports (doesn't play...yet), but is the go to bookie for all betting action. Word around town is the football coach invited him out for varsity tryouts next season, hmmm... Weed and MDMA are his drugs of choice and he only uses socially. He once secretly hooked up with his hot and ultra popular neighbor California, but she denies it. She still comes to his parties though, but pretends not to know him in school because it's bad for her reputation. Nevada's life-long best friend and weed guy is Colorado; the chill, outdoorsy kid who was relatively unknown until he started dealing in freshman year. He also hangs out with Arizona, (who's parents believe he and Colorado are a bad influence on) Utah (the weird religious kid who once did gay shit at a party after "accidentally" smoking meth but is otherwise pretty cool) and Oregon (the quirky hipster kid who's super friendly but smells funny). Nevada's current girlfriend is Hawaii, the new half-asian girl who works as a hostess at his dads restaurant.

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