If a woman takes the morning after pill the day after she gives birth, will the child disappear?

If you think that the woman's child will

when the mother takes the morning-after pill the day after she gives birth, then you're dead wrong. It's a little bit more complicated.

To understand the actual complications, you must first understand the working of such a pill. The pills help in preventing the release of the egg from the ovary. This is done by taping the eggs to the inside of the ovary by a strong tape known as the oviduct tape. If the oviduct tape fails by any chance, then the pills help in preventing the fused egg in going to the womb. In these cases the oviduct tape is also known as the failopian tube (since they failed).

Since this is clear, what happens when the pill is, as you say, intaken after the baby is out and about? Well, here comes the role of the umbilical chord. We saw that the pill calls for the baby to not be born; hence, the one-day old baby will get mamma (muon+gamma) rays from the womb to the umbilical cord asking for the baby to die backwards. Now this "backwards" might sound confusing: it's just that the baby must do everything in reverse, become 0 days old, and die.

But, the baby won't die and here is the interesting catch. Since the baby is out of the womb, the mamma rays are considerably weaker and the "backwards" orders don't work effectively. So, this leads to a complication known as the [Rewindita madupitis](). In this complication the baby lives like everyone else; except, all his actions are reversed. His farts go up, he can only moonwalk[1] and he says words the rehto yaw dnuor.

[1] This might seem freaky for the uninitiated, but it's cuter in a gif.

tl;ds: no disappearance, only [Rewindita madupitis]()

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