" What is a new conspiracy theory you can make up right now that seems plausible? " /u/20141220 3.38pm Thursday 25/12/2014, edited ca 10pm Friday 26th (GMT - it is now 5:43am Saturday 27th)

ISIS, the Illuminati and Malaysia Airlines are going to team up to do something big on May 1, 2015.

ISIS looks a bit like 1515 (1/5/15)

the Illuminati was founded exactly 239 years before that on May 1, 1776

there were 239 people on board Malaysia Airlines flight MH370

239 years and 239 days after the foundation of the Illuminati is Boxing Day next year & one year from tomorrow today yesterday

and it started to snow here on Boxing Day of 2014 for the first time since 30th(?) January 2014 & the first proper snowfall since March 22nd or so of 2013 - notice 322 skull and bones

Also, 239×3=717 and 717 days before May 4th 2015 (full moon, May the 4th be with you, the day before Cinco de Mayo and hence "Cinco de Cuatro") is the 17th of May 2013, which is Buddha's birthday, the weekend of Eurovision, the weekend of Pentecost, the weekend of 5/19/13 expect us, the weekend of Ronald Weinland predicting the apocalypse and the day I turned six thousand days old

239 days after 17/5/13 is January 11, 2014, the day Ariel Sharon died 239 days after September 11th 2014 is May 8th 2015 - VE day; 239 days after September 10th is May 7th, the day the general election would have been held, the day 100 years after the sinking of the Lusitania and the day 70 years after Germany's surrender and the day whatever is going to happen happened about a week ago

239×4=956 and 956 days before May 1st 2015 is September 17th 2012, the day of the blackout in "Revolution" and Jewish New Year

239 weeks before 1st May 2015 (Friday) is 1st October 2010 (Friday) so we have Friday 1st May/October, Saturday 2nd May/October, Thursday 30th April/September & in fact it all matches up from Sunday 1 March 2015 / August 2010 through Tuesday 28 September 2015 / February 2011 - all of these days are exactly 239 weeks apart

and 239×3 = 717 = 7/17 = the day MH17 was shot down! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

/u/20141220 ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FOUR DAYS REMAIN!