College admissions costs increase tenfold
The quality of the average college education plummets
Colleges start teaching students to blame everyone but their college for their inability to compete on a level playing field
Nothing suspicious there.. except.. wait.. how do they actually expect people to afford these absurdly inflated tuition costs?
government facilitates federal loans for college tuition
tuition and admissions rates skyrocket
the quality of a college education plummets because there’s a surplus of applicants who can’t tell a good education from a bad one and they’re all pre-approved for federal loans
college degrees further devalued due to the market being flooded with low-quality graduates
But surely this won’t work... won’t graduates realize they’ve been scammed once they fail to get hired in their field of study? And then they can’t pay back their loans anyway..
government saddles businesses with excessive taxation and then offers tax breaks for hiring the women and minorities that were scammed into a lifetime of debt. Now their failed education is covered up and they’ll make just enough money to pay the interest on their loan for a decade or three
Ok but won’t people notice that women and minorities are just being inserted into existing businesses rather than actually creating anything themselves?
offer huge tax breaks for women-owned or minority-owned businesses
But even with all these advantages they’re still failing to compete..
call everyone and everything racist and sexist. Tell them if they want to succeed they need to vote for the same people who scammed them in the first place
That couldn’t possibly work
hold my hashtag.