ILPT Please help me. SHE DESERVES NOTHING!

Since no one is answering your question and this is ILPT... I’m gonna try to help with various ideas. You get her social by having her apply for some type of benefit, health insurance, job, think of something that she will fall for, something that says to her oh yes I want to do this and give my information. If at first you don’t succeed, get up and try again, eventually she’ll take the bite. You can tell her you want to add her to your will, and you need her social to add her as your beneficiary. This is the only way... or you break into her current employer’s office and check her employee records. If she has a mortgage, then maybe you can break into the mortgage/title office, and get her files. If you don’t want to break in, get a job at the bank where she banks, or at her work, or with the mortgage/title company, and then snoop through the files. You can also become a cop, and abuse your privileges by presenting a fake subpoena to her employer or other place that could have her social. I mean there has to be something that will open you up to get access to her social. Lastly, you can go over to her house and look through her tax tax returns, it will undoubtedly be on there. If you can break in to her house without getting caught that would be the easiest. Maybe set up a vacation for her to leave for a week or two and offer to house sit. Think long run. Most of these are illegal, and you will get in trouble if caught.

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