ILPT Request Dealing with god awful neighbors.

The Marines always attack at dawn. Most scum like that don’t have jobs so they stay up late every night. But usually are passed-out asleep by 5AM. That is when you strike. Wearing a full face-covering mask, and some old one-time-only shoes and clothes, you set fire to their house while they are asleep inside. Use a combustible accelerant and start multiple fires. Leave all gas cans, lighters etc, at the scene to be engulfed in the fire. Immediately get rid of shoes and clothes by driving far away and deeply burying them in the countryside (the police will find them otherwise). Obviously have another set of clean shoes and clothes to change back into. Go back home and never have to deal with those a-holes ever again. Good luck.

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