ILPT Request: I need help finding psychedelics

Research how to grow your own magic mushrooms. This will solve your problem for life. I've grown mushrooms in the past. It's not hard at all; just requires patience. The entire process will take about two months but it can actually be super fun and rewarding (not rewarding like monetarily - I'm not advocating selling - but personal fulfillment wise ).

After the two months and once everything is bone dry, get a pill capsule machine (it's not an electronic machine - think more like a joint roller for pills) and capsule out your mushshrooms, so that you know exactly how much you are taking. This last part is not necessary; it's more along the lines of a pro tip.

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