I could give a hot shit about winning. My personal performance is shit. I try my hardest to pick one thing to work on but I just end up fucking everything up. I said bots were patterned, well I still cant beat them. Every time I try to parry I just try to attack instead. And with dodge I just get hit anyway, deflect character or not. The fucking thing flashes, I press heavy and the same guard, I get hit. Oh wait maybe its predicting the flash and doing it while it flashes? No. Oh, just before? No. Just after it stops flashing? Sometimes. I dont get it.

And if you like spamming GBs, ask me for my gamertag, because I have stopped maybe 3 in my entire time playing, vs the thousands that have been successful. As they grab you, right? Well I guess Im too retarded for that, because Im always early or late, even with the paddle.

Reaction time? If thats purely what it comes down to then I guess I should just hang it up. How am I supposed to just move faster by will? Or is it that Im just not smart enough to play well?