I have no green thumb. I have a thumb of death. I also have a thumb of resurrection? I begged my brother to give me his baby cactus and he reluctantly did, and... i took it to college, but half of it died?, the top turned brown and mushy, i have no idea why. But I cut it off. And now it’s alive and but it’s hideous, it has limbs growing out that are 5x as long as the original base, it’s like a whole other species, because the base did not have spikes. And the limbs with spikes also have roots coming out of them? I have no idea what the hell im growing anymore but at least my brother can’t say I killed it anymore.

I took care of my moms orchids and accidentally killed those too, only one stem survived and I nursed it back to health and now it’s blooming but the others are dead :(. I’m a terrible plant mother :p