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Seishirou Tsugumi.

Loyal: Have you ever seen a more loyal friend?. She doesn't see her best friend for fucking years, and being the god damned saint she is, he first reaction is to shoot the asshole who's with her to gauge how big of a cock this fuckwad really has. She totally stomps the piss out of this pussball and he runs with this supposed 9 incher between his fucking legs. Turns out this cuntring is actually a pretty fucking stand up guy and she fucking falls hard cause he told her she's got a god damned rocking rack or some shit I don't know. She fucking loves this asshole with a monster elephant trunk tucked away in his pants but considers that her fucking best friend also loves the shit out of this guy's big-ass heart (and flesh cucumber) and backs the FUCK off. Of course she's fucking human so she sometimes fantasizes about taking this man's fire hose to ease this burning house of a longing for him, still she stays backed the fuck up like a chinese fucking subway. She's also willing to help her old partner by taking her in even when she's done nothing but cause a god damned ruckus, and she still loves the fuck out of her. What a god damned stand up woman.

Aforementioned rocking rack: Self explanatory. She's also as cute a god damned baby kitten and in the anime has a voice that makes my heart want to turn into a pile of fucking mush. She's sexy as fuck cute as fuck and above all has short hair which is like a million condensed "FUCK YES"s in my book

She's fucking cool: HOLY SHIT IS SHE FUCKING COOL: A mother fucking, real deal, no shits given assassin/infiltrator/secret agent for some fucking organization called the BEEHIVE (THE NAME'S GOT FUCKING BEE IN IT) She's trained in gorilla warfare and has over 300 assholes ganked in the back of the neck with no compassion and no regard. She carries guns to school like a fucking American. Who's gonna give her shit? Fucking, NO ONE! That's who! You wanna talk shit? You get fucking hit with whatever fucking massive amounts of heat she might be packing that day aside from the weapons of mass erections she stores in her shirt.

God fucking damn I fucking love Tsugumi.

Feminity with no rival:

To hell with the Yamato Nadeshiko family, the blonde backflipping gorilla, and the submissive annoying redhead. Tsugumi is an independent disciplined woman, she doesn't fucking need you, she doesn't need anyone. She's in every sense of the word a woman. Not just a teenager who's hungry for the cock.

That's it. That's why Tsugumi is the best

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