I'm sick today *cough cough*

As promised

Happy bud light

Happy bud light The white light building makes my eye cones deaf sight The right drones turn the trail upon the left wise clockwise sails Betwixt the branch unturned gravel trout swims the fever quails Unturned rehindered the flames refurbed the finglered Refrained the cranes became weather planed Runtubious constrained funqloubriones reneath thy tomes I have found my home My name is not my own I'm staying awake long hour to press the buttons; bring me power I will reclower font drout replixt son flour Bake for forty five minutes Takeout when melting sun pot Oven glove burns traced pre-slunder pots Sleeping on two cot mattranatees Emo cutter slander against can trampolines I should really get to sleeps Before I lose the break sun waking spin dough bread baking Oven breads a quaking Ok, here we go:

Retards unfed in the McDonald house, I'm faking Primo grinds down the stairwell rails, I'm flailing Cheeto stains on my coffin shirt is undertaking Deaf sights on the touch tone phone is brailing

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