im somewhere between fit and overweight. sometimes i look in the mirror and say like "damn if i had a clone, i would fuck him." anyone else? asking for a friend lol

Not anymore.

Initially when the topic of clone sex first came up, I figured I'd give it a go. Not for any self attraction reasons, but more because nobody has ever fucked a clone before, so if the opportunity arose I'd feel obliged to path the way as a sexual pioneer.

But when I imagined it was me topping my clone, however it then occurred to me my clone, by virtue of being a clone, would be thinking the same. Neither of us would want to bottom, so we'd have to fight for superiority... Except we're fucking clones, perfectly evenly matched, they can be no victor, we'd just keep trying fruitlessly to fuck each other until we both died of exhaustion.

And frankly when I die and my grief stricken parents are being informed I don't want them to have to hear that I died trying to rape myself, a brutal sodomy themed fight to the death with myself. They'd already be upset, they don't need to hear that, I mean what do say in the eulogy "He died doing what he loved..."

So now whenever clone sex is raised I'm very much in the 'thanks but no thanks' camp.

Not my cup of tea at all.

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