"I'm very liberal and find SJW's to be a huge bane upon the existence of liberalism."

I cried when they shot Cecil lion Tears ran down my spine I cry for each person who was murdered By cops in our fascist regime. But Trayvon got what was coming He got what he asked for this time So love me, love me, love me, I'm a Redditor

I attend all the civil rights rallies Fought to legalize weed I love Assange and Snowden I hope every whistleblower gets freed But don't talk about closing traffic That's going a little bit to far So love me, love me, love me, I'm a Redditor

I cheered when Obama was chosen My faith in the system restored And I cheer for SJWs to be thrown out From every conceivable board! And I love the blacks, gays, and Latinos As long as they act just like me So love me, love me, love me, I'm a Redditor

The fundies of the old G. O. P. Should all hang their heads in shame. I can't understand how their minds work. What's the matter don't they know gays are great? But if someone wants different pronouns Their asking to much out of me. So love me, love me, love me, I'm a Redditor

I watch John Stuart Leibowitz I've learned to take all his views You know, I've memorized Darwin and Hawking I feel so much smarter than you! But when it comes to feminist issues There's no one more right wing than me! So love me, love me, love me, I'm a redditor

I vote for the socialist party They want our welfare to be strong I watch all the South Park episodes They sure get a chuckle from me I'll submit all the posts I have to But don't ask me send some money So love me, love me, love me, I'm a redditor

Sure I'm young and liberal Wear nearly every conceivable pin Even went to occupy rallies Learned all the ol' protest chants But I'm still not an SJW And that's why I'm turning you in! So love me, love me, love me, I'm a redditor

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