Black tea is not herbal, you dumb fuck, and it's full of caffeine, who the fuck would that calm down?

I'm not trying to look tough or cool. I'm explicitly and AGGRESSIVELY letting you know how pathetic you are, nothing more. Do not mistake my amusement at your sad life for trying to look cool. There's nothing cool about you, I'm less cool for even engaging you, because the pathetic oozes from you, it's so thick. You're sticky with it (No not just the semen), and you're gross.

BTW, that gross shit on your throat is seborrheic dermatitis, you need an anti-fungal cream, and, if it has spread to your scalp, a coal-tar shampoo. Maybe sorting it out will help you get a date, but tbh, your personality is the grossest part of you, surface ugly is only skin-deep.

You're welcome, bitch.