It's incredible how strong you have to be to be worth anything as a powerlifter.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I placed 1st in my weight division in the IPF world championships, and I've outlifted numerous powerlifting "legends", and I have set over 300 records. I was trained by Ed Coan HIMSELF and I outlifted him within 3 months of starting to touch any weights. You are nothing to me but just another weakass who struggles with 50% my 1RM. I will make your little squat look like a failure with form the likes of which has never been seen before in any squat tutorial videos, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying I am not natty over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spotters across the USA and your name has been given to them so you better prepare for the storm, weakling. You will not be able to find anyone to spot you and you will stay weak forever. You're fucking dead, kid. I can deadlift any weight, whenever I want, and I can easily warm up with over 700 kg, and that will be done in a commercial gym. Not only have I never taken steroids in my life, but I have access to all powerlifting forums and I will get people there to shit on you, you little 0.7WILKS shit. If only you could have known that my genetics are so good I had 33.7FFMI before even starting to lift, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you'are paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will make sure you will fail all drug tests and be banned from lifting even though you squat 135lbs. You will never lift weights again, kiddo.

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