An IPL team named Delhi Capitals for the most punchable bloke in world auction ricket. I would love to lay waste to his tiny little rat face. He's a cheater off the field so he's probably a cheater on it too. He's in the comms box for sure and he's one of the boys. "Aw yeah I'm one of the boys I sing the fox sports song because I do whatever I can to fit in and I have no personality on account of growing up looking like the offspring of a naked mole rat and a fuckin blobfish aw yeah Jindal look at me mate look at this fuckin hot blonde I pulled behind my wife's back aren't I such a fucking RUTHLESS cunt oi Jundal fuckin notice me mate listen to my top bantz that I'm just parroting in order to be on your good side in this fuckin dog eats dog team culture you're cultivating Jindal please caress me tonight I'm so fucking desperate for attention fucking suck my mole rat cock while we discuss our comm box banter"

Fuck off DC Bald Uncle. Just fuck off. Overrated hack.