What in the actual fuck lol

Ooh, alcohol is surely healthy for your brain and doesn't cause accidents at all

Everything in moderation, 2 or 3 drinks on the weekend wont kill you.

Clubs are surely fun and good places to meet people and end up with a baby or some sickness.

Have you ever been to a club before. Im not saying this doesnt happen but it is not frequent at all

Drugs are also awesome.

Never said that

Solves everything after you've abandoned school, been rejected by parents, and screwed up your future, right?

Are you joking? You think if i drink and go to a club, i will drop out of school and fail in life? What the fuck lol. I guess everyone who drinks and goes to club failed in life, oh wait they didnt

You all say so, yet you find blushing women adorable.

............what