This isn't where I parked my car...

Alright let me know how it goes when you're in jail for sexual assault for using a foreign object to purposely attempt to, especially without warning or asking them to leave, penetrate the genitals of someone who touches your belongings. He obviously wasn't even worried about damage, he's just a vile piece of shit who had his precious ego bruised. His calmness while she sat on it and laughter afterwards, with no effort to use his fucking words like a big boy and tell them to fuck off or he'll call the cops is very telling of his disgusting nature. There was NO REASON to escalate to sexual assault with a foreign object, which is exactly what this fucking is. It was premeditated and carried out with intent. And all you wastes of resources sit back and circle jerk about how funny and deserved unconsensual contact with a strangers genitals is. The only good any of you will ever do this world is when you turn into fertilizer.

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