Exactly. And yet, Weird Al Yankovic, who has
-been culturally revelevant and musically active for over 40 years
-is a singer, songwriter, record producer, actor, comedian and book author
-Has sold over 12 million albums
-Has won 5 Grammy awards
-Has 11 Grammy nominations
-Has 4 gold records
-Has 5 platinum records
-His work spans multiple genres of music
-Has colloborated with every artist of renown from Michael Jackson to Paul McCartney
-Had his own TV show
-wrote & directed his own movie
<takes deep breath>
-is a celebrated voice actor
-has not stopped touring since the 70's
-is an amazing vocalist with a 4 octave range
-is a multi-instrumentalist