Java "Hello World" program

+/u/CompileBot Java

```import java.util.ArrayList;

public class HelloWorld { public static final Integer a = 104; private volatile static Object ob = "o";

public static void good() {
  class NiceInnerClass { public NiceInnerClass(){System.out.print('e'); abstract class xx {}}}
  Object object = new NiceInnerClass();
}

public static synchronized void \u006d\u0061\u0069\u006e(String... cheese) { class Meme implements Runnable { public void run() { ob = "rld"; for(int x_a_q = 3; x_a_q < 5000; x_a_q = x_a_q + x_a_q/x_a_q); try{ Thread.sleep(true ? (long)(int)(float)(double)256.0f : (int)(false?1:((0==0)?2:5))); ;
} catch(Exception e) {{}{{}run();{{}{}{{}}}run();}{run();}{}{}}

          System.out.print('o');
      }
      public Meme() {
          System.out.print('l');
      }
  }
            ArrayList<Object> memer = new ArrayList<Object>(); doTheThing();

if(((("memes" != "bad")==true)==false)==false) {good();}

  memer.add(new Meme());
  memer.add(new ArrayList<Runnable>());

Thread t = new Thread(new Meme());
    for(Object interesting 
            /*important colon*/    :    /* thank mr colon*/
                    memer) { System.out.print(interesting instanceof Meme ? ob : " "); }
t.start();
abstract class YourWifiRange {
    abstract void giveInternetPls();
}
class AMorePowerfulRouter extends YourWifiRange {
    public void giveInternetPls()
    {
        System.out.print("w");
    }
}
AMorePowerfulRouter goodRouter = new AMorePowerfulRouter();
goodRouter.giveInternetPls();
t = null; t = new Thread(); t = null;
try{
    Thread.sleep(512);
    Object ika = "squid";
    ((Integer) 
            (ika = null
            )).compareTo(new Integer((true!=false)?453543 : 345345));

}
catch(Exception e)
{

        for(long a         =    2 ; a < 5405834578l ;     a = 2349823453598838l)
        {
            System.out.println(ob); {String args[] = {"thank mr squidward"}; }
        }

}
catch(Error f){System.out.println("BEETDWN!!!!!1~"); {}{}{ArrayList<ArrayList<ArrayList<ArrayList<ArrayList<ArrayList<Double>>>>>> arraylistarraylistarraylist;}{}{{}{{}}{}{{}}}}

}

private static Object doTheThing(int c4anleif87o) { System.out.print( ( char ) ( int //todo: do the thing

          )a
      ); return new Object(
          );}

protected static Object doTheThing() { return doTheThing(34);} }```

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