This should be the first question Ralph receives everyday from the press.

“Good afternoon Ralph, Truck Fucktuckerson here from breibart sports, hey, why are you cock blocking your 9million dollar goal stud, and before you answer if you say it’s because you want him to play a more complete game can your elaborate on what you mean there? Because there’s a 6’7” clown doing puck handling drills and diving into the boards every chance he gets parading around as a first line forward every god damn night, thanks for your time Ralph, safe travels, i hope you and the family are staying safe and happy holidays from everyone here at briebart”