THE JERKENING IS UPON US - WEEKEND RUNDOWN

ALL OF THIS EXCITEMENT IS SO REFRESHING. I FEEL LIKE A KID AGAIN.

My grandad who passed away from cancer 6 years ago just rang me, out of the blue and asked me if it was really true that CM Punk is coming back, I told him your damn right he is! And he's coming around to mine tonight to watch it with me!

Thankyou Tony Khan for having a very rich dad and bringing my grandad back to life.

It's just all so refreshing. I even texted my ex girlfriend who doesn't watch wrestling to let her know that CM punk was coming back on Friday and she replied saying :

"Look, it's been 6 whole years. I do not want to be with you and I've moved on with my life. Please. Stop messaging me, or I'll have to call the police and get a restraining order."

I feel like a kid again! Woooo!

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