3. Jerry’s girlfriend loves writing Jerry little notes and poems and he can’t t...

Jerry’s girlfriend loves writing Jerry little notes and poems and he can’t take it. Elaine pitches a new clothing idea to Peterman which he absolutely loves. The idea was stolen from George who is furious. Kramer thinks his new neighbor is psychic.

Jerry and Elaine are in Jerry's apartment. George comes in and heads to the fridge. He pauses and reads a Post-It note stuck to the door.

George: Last night was very fun, Jerry. You're sweet...

Jerry gestures for him to finish.

George: You're sweet like a strawberry. What's this?

Elaine: {taunting} Jer-ry's got a girl-friend.

Jerry: Stacy likes writing poetry. She's driving me insane with all these little notes. Here.

Elaine: The movie was great, Jerry. That ending was scary! Aww, and it's even got little X's and O's!

George: Are they all like this?

Jerry: Yes! All of them! It wouldn't be so bad if they actually had any rhythm or she would at least rhyme with something other than my name, but I'm always a berry or a fairy --

Elaine: She called you a fairy?

Jerry: She called me a fairy!

George excitedly snaps his fingers.

George: Dairy!

Elaine: Good one, Shakespeare.

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