Jillpm celebrated her birthday at Chuck E Cheese, apparently. Also this was posted at like 3am.

You had me until I read that you are willing to expose yourself to Little Caesars on your own will. I’ll take their crazy bread until I can find a decent copycat recipe, but they can fuck right off with the rest of their food.

I don’t remember Chuck-E pizza at all, just the cake. I don’t know how or why but someone started this weird tradition of getting my birthday cake from there every 10 years. I got my first one at 7, then my mother bought me one for my 17th, spouse for my 27th, and I’ll get one when I’m 37. We don’t actually go there, we just pick it up and eat it at home. It’s not like they have this outstanding cake or anything, but now I can’t break the pattern. I’m going to be really pissed if I make it to 97 and they’re closed down. You know who I remember having great birthday cake? Burger King. I swear I remember those being amazing. Sorry. I caught you when I’m stoned and haven’t eaten yet.

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