Like eight years ago he pushed my grandma out of her wheelchair while he was racing across the street to kick a blind girl's autistic puppy. Also heard he threatened to sue Valve if they ever released Half Life 3 because he thought Gordon Freeman was Hispanic. And that meeting he had with Weiss and Benioff after season 5? Something happened there. He killed Dave Thomas and Wendy's hasn't been the same since. Bribed the refs at the 2006 Suoerbowl, likes Coke Zero, pays for Winrar, walks slowly with his cart in the middle of the aisle at Costco on Sunday, hates Lego, murdered Tupac - and Biggie - and JFK, moves his lips when he reads, invented AIDS, supplied Subway Jared with most of his porn, puts ketchup on steak, never tips, tries to enter elevators before people can get out, punched Celine Dion in the face, sucked a raccoon's dick, and is secretly half Latino.