James Harden weighs 300 pounds. When he gets listed and referenced as 250lbs I lose my mind due to the number of bums he's carrying on his back. Which leg weighs 250? If the buzzards pick over his bones his skeleton will weigh 250. That man has occasional bowel movements that weigh 250lbs. I’m prepared to donate next years salary to charity if someone can produce a video of that man stepping on a scale and weighing in at 250lbs. Lamarcus Aldridge is a very large human and Harden looked like he could pick him up by the back of the Jersey with two fingers, put him in his back pocket and forget he was there, adding to the bums on his back.

It goes without saying, the man is an absolute unit.