Jokes seem to always be putting down women and minorities so what are some good hetero white guy jokes?

Heard this one from my jrotc instructor, A new recruit show up to basic for his first day,

after all the fun was done he was given a tour of the base thats when he notices a barrel up on the drill pad and a line of men around the barrel,

he asks his sarge "whats with the barrel", the sarge says "well since theres no females on this base we set up that barrel and every other day you can walk up to the barrel and stick your dick in and get the best blow job you can find on this base",

so the recruit says "your kidding me thats amazing but why isnt it open the rest of the days",

thats when the sarge looks him straight in the eyes with a smirk and says "it is just not to you cause those days its your turn in the barrel".

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