Post from https://www.reddit.com/r/NLSSCircleJerk/comments/3bkozs/josh_names_for_items/ (credit to MegaHyperDash for collecting this)

blue vagina - aries kidney bean - the bean blood glob - blood clot the halo of thorns - blood of the martyr gross green brain / bob's nasty cold - bob's brain double bomberinos - bogo bombs book of christ - book of revelations 7 book - book of sin weird bum / gross bum - bum friend poop - butt bombs masked hood - ceremonial robes cricket's face / chihuahua head - cricket's head rubix cube of d's - d20 cat yak - dark matter 9 cats of hell - dead cat toilet flush - flush chewed leaf - gnawed leaf guppy's furball - guppy's hairball guppy's face - guppy's head disembodied tail - guppy's tail silver cross - holy mantle tongue with a face - infestation ball of jizz - juicy sack dynamite man / the bomb - kamikaze devil bum friend - lil' brimstone black friend - little steven eye with rocks in it - ludovico technique mom's bloody hoof - magic scab jesus hat / pope hat - the mitre dollar shades / the eyes of christ / power muns - money = power bloody paper - the pact little piggy - piggy bank heart transplant - placenta big nasty eyeball - polyphemus mom's rotten horse on a stick - pony 99 bombs - pyro bloody dagger - sacrificial dagger anarchy book - satanic bible 50% bar - steam sale stick - stigmata forever spins / stupid planetoid / topsy-turvy spinerino - tiny planet mom's rotten chopsticks - toothpicks belly button - the wafer moon star / the moon and stars - whore of babylon JOSH NAMES FOR TRINKETS sparkle penny - counterfeit penny judas's licker - judas's tongue JOSH NAMES FOR OTHER STUFF the hellophant - the heirophant