~BFNaCl~ is a guild by the sea filled with salt volcanoes and it's ♪♫ beautiful ♫♪. In the year negative a billion, ~BFNaCl~ might not have been here. In the year 2016, it was here, and you could join it, and some people joined it. Then it got updated, some accounts got banned, it became a slightly shittier guild, and now there's lots of ♫ salt ♫. Because it's Gumi.
The royal guild turned into such a dreamworld of dank memes that they really didn't give a shit about running the guild. So if you live outside the palace, how are you supposed to protect your shit, from criminals? ♫♪ Hire a samurai. ♪♫ Everyone started hiring samurai. Rich important people hired samurai. Poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai. The samurai became organized and powerful, more powerful than the government. So they made their own military government, right here. They let the emperor still be emperor, but the shogunate was actually in control.
Now that the entire guild got their shit together, the population increased a lot. Levels increased, Bonuses were built, Salt were built, everyone learned to grind, guides were published. Over time, the economic and cultural prosperity began to gradually slow do-
impending doom music
Knock knock. It's the BFA. With huge boats. With guns. Gunboats. "O͜pe͡ņ,̨ t͡he͏ ͘guild. ͠S̛t͜o̡p̛,̵ ҉ha͠v̀in͜g̷ i͝t̀ ͝be̴ ́clo͞sed.̢" said the BFA.
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There was really nothing they could do, so they signed a contract that lets Hatsukoi, KoG Army, and Hideout visit ~BFNaCl~ anytime they want. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
They also had to put up a link for the Brave Frontier Alliance's Discord for ♫♪ shameless promotion ♪♫ https://discord.gg/k66XfDB
Gumi installed a new guild raid feature, inspired by the void errors from Guild Events, with just the right ingredients for a ♫♪ pingu-cash cow economic miracle ♪♫ and ~BFNaCl~ starts humping guardians, conquering outposts as fast as they can. And also better than everybody else. They get high ranks, and the guild members goes wild. But then the miracle wears off, but everything's still pretty cool I guess. ♪♫ Bye. ♫♪
-Guild Name: ~BFNaCl~
-Emperor with very nice things: REEEEEEEE (that's me)
-Weebaboo Shogunate: Sasuke
-Guild Level: 132 (Zel 60%, Karma 50%, Exp 65%)
-Samurai Capacity: 43/45 (more space for more samurai coming soon. Please inquire the emperor, aka goldeninfinity999, more information
-Hiring samurai who are: Active Guild Raiders that can hold an all omni team for maximum protection of our shit against criminals. (Around lvl 200+)
How to be hired as a samurai in ~BFNaCl~
Also, because the emperor has too many nice things for any random samurai to be hired, a samurai must pm me to answer the application answers:
1) Player ID and lvl
2) Game activeness?
3) Discord activeness?
4) Memes?
5) Good units?
6) Ya like jazz?
7) Guild raid activeness?
-Extra Notes:
We also have a Discord chat that is MANDATORY to join, and activity is a must, even if it's only peeping in for guild raids. Our Discord is full of friendly guild mates and dank memes, so hanging out during free time is something we all do. We also hold game nights, where we play fun co-op games like CAH, L4D2, and much more (noot noot will provide a gift of L4D2 if you are a regular)
We boot people who leech and/or are inactive for a week straight without a reason to be away.
Overall, we're a chill and interesting community, and we'll willing to help out in squad building or answer any questions about Brave Frontier, as long as you contribute your fair share to donations and guild raids. We hope to have you aboard!