That during the past year I've never been more glad not to be married. God, even before the pandemic... I'd go walk into an office and these two guys would be either on the phone with a home or landscaping contractor, or complaining about their wives.

If I'm going to spend time growing something, it's going to be a leafy vegetable or a fruit tree.

Fucking lawns, though. And golf courses. Biggest waste of water in the US. But THE HOUSE HAS TO BE SURROUNDED BY PERFECT GREEN!

One afternoon I met a person who worked at a Major League stadium as a groundskeeper. I asked her if they put a lot of thought into which pattern they were going to use each day.
"No, the computer pretty much picks them at random."

I think we were drinking bloody marys on Haight St.