Just dooo it!

It's great motivation though. A few months ago I was horribly depressed and spending most of my time cyberstalking a college student/youtube blogger I have something of a fixation with. She's in Europe for the summer and has been pretty much social media silent except for twitter. I was down in my dumps without getting the updates about her life I needed to fuel my pretend relationship with her until I saw that vid and realized I needed to stop feeling sorry for myself. I found out her mothers name and soon I had her aliases for various messageboards and blogs. She talked a a lot her family and stories about raising 3 daughters and it gave me a surprising amount of insight into my crush. I soon started my own middle aged housewife social media identity and retweeted a few of her pictures and helped her out in an argument she was having in a facebook comment section of a parenting group we were both members of. My avatar had three daughters too so we had a lot in common and were soon emailing each other constantly with parenting advice and really just being a kind ear we could vent to without judgment. My oldest daughter is 15 and I've found I just can't handle her lately, my husband and I found marijuana in her closet and are pretty sure she's become sexually active, to which degree we're not sure but she used to be such a great student and we just don't know what's happened to her.....I told all this to her and it turns out "Sandrah" had similar problems when her daughter was "Carol"s age. She ended up reading her diary and was shocked to find out that her and her best friend had a contest to see who could perform the most oral sex acts on the popular guys in her grade, and she was planning to get blackout drunk at a party that weekend. When they confronted her daughter she flipped out that they had invaded her privacy like that and she started sobbing hysterically when they found a locked toolbox underneath her bed which her father broke open and they found not only marijuana but a pillbox full of ecstacy, condoms, several vibrators and polaroids of her and her best friend performing various sex acts on several teenage boys and each other at a party. I tried to respond in as measured a way I could about how I couldn't making that discovery about her daughter, I've watched those youtube videos you link to and she seems to be doing so well, I agreed preemptive family counselling might be a good route and we then moved on to sharing gardening tips. The reason I fell in love with this youtube vlogger was because of how wholesome she seemed, having those images of her in my head doing those things was almost too much. Since then I've had endless furious multi-cum beatoff sessions alternating between her vlogs and rereading her mothers email, picturing her exquisitely slutty past in my mind and if I never listened to Shia and got off my ass I'd probably be still moping around feeling sorry for myself.

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