I just finished S3 of RHOP. we shall commence to type in regards to it, I'm behind on tea!

Karen definitely brings it but she is like that annoying aunt that always tries to keep up appearances and never admits to being weak. She also is a perpetual beef tender....meaning its like she always has some shit going with someone in the group. It keeps her relevant I guess. I would liken her to like the Vicki of OC or Luann of NY. All think they are the queen and all think their shit smells like roses.

Gizelle is beautiful but shes a bit cray. I see her as the scorned woman. Always kind of un trusting of everyone and quick to react. This keeps her kind of in the outer circle a bit. I admire her in a way though. She seems like a strong woman. She got done dirty by her ex husband. Rumor is she is seeing him again though!

Robyn is meh. I like her and all but there is something about her and her relationship with Juan that makes me want to clap at her. She seems the most genuine for some reason but she is just kind of a like a log floating in a river. Juan shits on her. She doesn't really strike me as a strong woman, even though she puts on like she is. She seems like a good momma though.

Ashley is fuckin' annoying. Sorry but true. There is something I admire about her. Her poised speech. Her pageant face. Her bubbly personality and perpetual optimism. But it all seems a little too "actressy". Her and Michael are gross. Their strawberry sexy scene was disturbing. I can't get over the age difference. I am not a hater but I just really am not interested in their interactions. Michael gives me red flags with the whole butt touching scandal. I am happy for them that they had a baby successfully though.

Monique seems bitchy and pregnant. I love her husband and his loud giant voice. Her kids are cute too. She is just a little more opinionated than normal. I like her commentary though she is funny.

Candiace.....oh lord. She is a beautiful woman but ohhh man there is some baggage there. Her mom is a grade A weirdo. Their interactions are hard to watch. Candiace is a bit of a shit starter. She is a jealous vindictive little pageant girl at the core. She went Nene crazy at the dinner party she hosted towards Ashley. Did you see she was waiving the big ass knife at her?

Katy....she actually sort of disturbs me. I love her I dont give a fuck attitude but this season I think we were really seeing someone in serious distress and it wasn't really that entertaining to me.

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