But then food arrives and suddenly is eating your fries. And probably talking shit about them.

They're the kind of person that would ask to hang out and then when you meet up it's them and a bunch of their buddies that you either don't know or don't like and it turns out you're expected to be the designated driver and they're all drunk and talking shit about your car and you realize you're being taken advantage of but you're too afraid of confrontation to say anything and you don't really have any other friends anyway; and then one of the buddies lights up in your car when you tell him not to and he ends up burning a hole in the upholstery and you're not even at your destination yet but you already wish the night would end