I want the peace and solitude of living alone so I can focus on lifting swimming biking and my career and house projects

Problem is that biking and skiing alone sucks. Oh and then there is the issue of my sex drive. I suppose I can spend the rest of my life just jerking it when I wake up and before I go to sleep.

I don't follow your line of argument about being alone. You're in a terrible relationship, so you never want to be in a relationship again? But you could still have friends to bike and ski with, or sex partners, right? I wouldn't advise you to give up on humanity altogether.

Two smoking hot bodies (we both have average at best faces but absolutely banging porn worthy bodies - don’t mean to brag but just being honest) with extraordinarily high sex drives

I don't mean to scold you for saying this or to applaud your pain, but it is a worthwhile reminder for us all that being hot does not mean being happy. I hope the guys from a previous thread who considered themselves ugly take note.

Otherwise, I endorse the advice already given: get a lawyer.