So, what are you gonna do? Go home and change? Go buy some new clothes?
Maybe just deal with it? If anyone asks just say you don’t smell anything.
I'm just gonna deal with it and finish my shift. I have about 4 more hours to go. It was mostly just a small amount of liquid shit, so at this point I ran to the bathroom, cleaned up a bit, and now I'm going commando and threw the underwear in the trash.
What do you do for a living? What is your salary?
Security at a local college. I get paid minimum wage, which here is $13.50 an hour.
Has anyone noticed yet?
No, I work a night shift that's mostly solitary save for every two hours where I have to walk around campus housing with one of the RAs for a few minutes. The smell is mostly gone as far as I can tell so hiding it shouldn't be a huge issue. I'm more concerned about sharting again because my stomach is not playing nice for some reason.
Did any get into your shoes?
Thankfully no.
Have you seen any of the Raid movies? What about the Rocky or Creed movies?
No, but I really need to watch them at some point, they're definitely on my list.