CROWD OF r/Melbourne users: yelling
u/sjjfgi: LimpFox, son of Deuteronomy of Gath,...
u/LimpFox: Do I say 'yes'?
r/Melbourne user #1: Yes.
u/LimpFox: Yes.
u/Sjjfgi: ...you have been found guilty by the elders of Melbourne of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer,...
r/Melbourne users: Ooooh!
u/sjjfgi: ...you are to be stoned to death.
r/Melbourne users: Ahh!
u/LimpFox: Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'
r/Melbourne users: Oooooh!
u/sjjfgi: Blasphemy! He's said it again!
r/Melbourne users: Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...
u/sjjfgi: Did you hear him?!
r/Melbourne users: Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...
WOMAN #1: Really!
silence
u/sjjfgi: Are there any women here today?
r/Melbourne users: No. No. No. No...
u/sjjfgi: Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--
CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS
u/LimpFox: Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
u/sjjfgi: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
r/Melbourne users: She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
CULPRIT WOMAN: Sorry. I thought we'd started.
u/sjjfgi: Go to the back.
CULPRIT WOMAN: Oh, dear.
u/sjjfgi: Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
MATTHIAS: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
r/Melbourne users: Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
u/sjjfgi: You're only making it worse for yourself!
u/LimpFox: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
r/Melbourne users: Oooooh!...
u/sjjfgi: I'm warning you. If you say Jehovah once more...
MRS. A. stones sjjfgi
Right. Who threw that?
u/LimpFox: laughing
silence
u/sjjfgi: Come on. Who threw that?
r/Melbourne users: She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
u/sjjfgi: Was it you?
MRS. A.: Yes.
OFFICIAL: Right!
MRS. A.: Well, you did say 'Jehovah'.
r/Melbourne users: Ah! Ooooh!...
r/Melbourne users stones MRS. A.
u/sjjfgi: Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.
r/Melbourne users: Ooooooh!...
r/Melbourne users stones OFFICIAL
WOMAN #1: Good shot!
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