Kamala Harris Still Searching For The Right Person To Sleep With To Solve Border Crisis

Trump and Eric Cartman woefully declined her advances. Curiously both were quoted as saying "don't let that donkey witch anywhere near me"

Mexico's president had agreed to stipulations under the Trump presidency called the Migrant Protection Protocols or MPPs which included a Remain in Mexico protocol. Under this protocol non-Mexican asylum seekers (from south or central american countries or any other country) would have had to wait in Mexico. Biden dropped these orders and said "they should surge the border.. I'm a nice guy".. Followed by a short stroke where he murmured about leg hair and corn pops and the smell of herbal essence shampoo

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