Karen calls police on man sitting in his car outside his own house

Last night my bf and I were walking my dog for his last poop round and we noticed some people chilling in a truck in a driveway a few houses down. We just kept walking and turned on that house to cross the street, well Finn decided that he wanted to poop exactly across from that house and in front was a parked bmw. Finn does his business and since it’s dark my bf shines a light so I can baggie his poop. All of a sudden as were walking away this guy starts yelling at my bf, “hey what are you doing there”. We ignored it and kept walking and was like “hey I’m talking to you man, why were you trying to open the BMWs door! I’m gonna cal the cops!”. My bf was just quiet like I guess processing what was happening, but right away I yelled back, “yeah I was trying to open the door, so what?! Cal the cops, tell them I’m staying at 1020 you jackass”. And he didn’t yell back at me, as we kept walking I just loudly said, “stupid ass doesn’t even notice I’m holding a bright green doggy bag full of shit, thinking we care about his crappy ass BMW”.

But yeah, never thought that would happen to me in my own neighborhood just houses down from where I live. Which I’ve been here for all of my 29 years on earth

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