Samacharbot1
Not satisfied with improving Gujarat, Madhya Pradesh,Uttara Pradesham etc etc etc etc to highly developed Hindi places full of richness and cleanliness and great progress, Amita Shah, a Hindi national was found to be sneaking into Kerala for the last 3 years.He has not forgotten how his great leader and the honorable PM of Hindi came to Kerala and scored a big Zero(0) last time. This time, he postulates to up the ante and steal a whole Kerala tribe along with him.Just promise Thallipoly Natesan a seat in the center.
Possible Offerings the Hindi can make
1)Fresh Cows to be imported from the Hindi places and they can eat the Kerala plants
2)A New and improved, Wifi enabled Gow Mutra Shudhikaran Snana Kendram. Gigabyte Wifi speeds in Kochi is nothing without a Sudhikaran Mutra kendram alright!.
3)Jan Dhan( Banks for the Bankless Keralites).A new Reliamabniadani bank will be announced to horde the Kerala Gold and what not.
4)Toilets for Kerala, Wow.Lucky Keralites can now use one toilet in the night and one in the morning.
5)The teaching of the noble Sanskrit,Hindi so that the Malyalees can ponder upon the wondrous language in wonder(WOW).
6)Dog and Cow population should be increased.
And many many water activities like Holy , Ganga Snan and other many many big and hug huge Bharatiyah activities can be initiated in Kerala, essential upgrading Kerala at par with the Hindi.
Lucky Keralites, they get wooed by Amita Shahu and Modi and Menaka Gandhi and almost everyone else.Sadhvi Niranjan Jyoti, a flying woman saint from Hindi also came to Kerala to ONLY just ONLY share in remembering Sri Narayana Guru and absolutely nothing else.You see, the Hindiz are in Kerala in drones and they do absolutely love the place.Lucky Kerala.
The Beauty of Sanskriti
Karo Karo Karke Dekho Dekhe Karo chapda Kapda ram shyam oye oye bhale bhale wah wah dharm Karo Karm Karo Karm Karke Dharm Karo Dharm Karke Karm Karo Paripalan Karo etc etc are the beautiful symmetry of Sanskriti which has never been etched on stone.